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National Firearms Association 

One of Canada's two gun lobby groups. The Canada Shooting Sports Association is the other. These groups consist of and are funded by Canadian citizens who want to preserve their firearms heritage and rights. Disarmament lobby groups are generally funded by governments, including IANSA and sub groups such as the Coalition for Gun Control.

The NFA is the voice of the Canadian people speaking out for their firearms rights.
The NFA, or National Firearms Association, is taking the RCMP to court over their illegal reclassification and confiscation of firearms from law-abiding Canadian citizens. They are fighting to help keep Canada free from a new Canadian police state.

Heston over your firearms 

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".
First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.

Erection of Firearms 

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.
Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.

improvised firearms 

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.
police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.
improvised firearms by roricat1 December 1, 2021

Possession of illegal firearms 

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked
1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

Dad Forearms

The large, meaty forearms Dads always have. They get these forearms from doing typical dad tasks such as tightening screws, hosing the car, opening jars etc.
Check out those Dad Forearms, are they not impressive!

I can't wait for the day I get Dad Forearms!
Dad Forearms by Chester. } July 30, 2010