Shit Fire

Word used frequently by a sixty year old grandmother who delights in Goodwill shopping, antique shopping, BARGAINS, and gambling on penny machines -- it describes anything frustrating, amazing, eye-boggling, shocking, or totally unexpected

Well, shit fire. That jerk just ran me off the road

by stellastan February 4, 2010

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.

Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"

by vinroy7 May 29, 2016

shit fire

when you eat too much hot sause that your shit feals like fire

man i ate to much spicy wings im gunna shit fire tonight

by charlie March 30, 2005

shit fire storm

A shit fire storm is when you eat a ton of spicy food and the next time you shit it is diareaha and it burns your asshole so bad that all you are left with is a clogged toilet and a tear soaked shirt

I shouldnt have eaten that chipotle last night, i released a shit fire storm on my toilet

by MereMoney June 20, 2017

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

New Mexico shit fire

A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.

"Hey bartender, I need 6 New Mexico shit fires."

by Real Aggie 10 March 28, 2011