My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
by Absintheminded April 9, 2004
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
by Stupid Af July 5, 2021