fire breathing manatee

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.

Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010

Fire breathing bitch queen

She's a straight cunt and you never want to come across her path. She will eat your soul alive.

Damn bro I was talking to this girl and she was a real fire breathing bitch queen.

by Patrizi007 April 16, 2017

fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.

I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.

by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003

fire breathing dragon

immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)

"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."

by sean_517 August 5, 2006

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015

Fire Breathing Dragon

Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.

“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”

by WeinerWednesdays June 8, 2022

fire breathing thunder cunt

An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.

Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"

by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011