Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Fixation

When you are obsessed with somebody or you are concentrating like crazy on them. This is not always good, though, as you might not be able to be with the person, or they might not like you in the same way.

Jane has a fixation on Johnny Depp. It's a shame, because she will never see him.
Mark has a fixation on Tim's girlfriend. That will cause a lot of trouble, especially as Mark and Tim are besties.
I have a fixation on my crush. I think he might like me too, if I stopped constantly staring at him.

by BabyIt'sColdOutside February 17, 2019

Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.

My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...

by Sillylala October 18, 2008

fixation_or_infactuation

One of the biggest comic influencers on Tiktok. Also known as Bri, this content creator often makes multi part rant videos on not just comics, but many other topics as well.

A respectable person, of whom many are able to confide in. She always stands up for the little guy and isn’t afraid to knock people off their high horses. Earned the title of “Batmom”

She calls people out on their bullshit, but also loves to educate people. Intelligent, beautiful and fierce; Bri is an alternate definition for “girlboss”

Person 1: bro, do you follow fixation_or_infactuation?

Person 2: What? Nahh, her content is trash, she needs to read a real comic before she runs her mouth
Person 1: huh, btw who has the bigger ass: Dick Grayson or Hal Jordan?
Clown 2: Obviously Hal Jordan, duh

by ThomasWayneRiddle July 7, 2021

public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.

The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.

by jdmc March 24, 2008

felationship

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.

She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.

by Koy November 26, 2006