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Finkled

When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
by finklerquestion January 5, 2011
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Finkled

when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net
you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table
by blockablocka December 13, 2012
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fingledibbler

The action of making a popping noise by flicking your finger from the inside of your cheek.
Dave flicks his finger from his cheek...(POP!) Andrew says "Killer fingledibbler dude!!"
by Cameroon July 24, 2006
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Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022
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finkleing

that act of waking up at 2pm and dragging your leg outside to smoke a butt.....
.... when you bring nothing to the table
jordan is still sleeping he will be finkleing in s couple hours.
by finkling October 19, 2013
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Finkled

The sexual act of a male getting finklematter on his penis via anal, then having it shot-vac'd off by a women.

Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.
Owen- Bro my girl finkled me last night and honestly it felt amazing!
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.
by FinkleTroll69 July 12, 2023
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FingleDinklage

An insidious and nightmarish entity that lurks in the shadows of the subconscious, feasting on the fears and anxieties of unsuspecting minds. Its grotesque form is an unsightly amalgamation of twisted limbs, elongated appendages(Cock), and nightmarish visages, inducing a paralyzing terror that seeps into the very core of one's being and their butt. The mere utterance of its name sends shivers down the spine, and encountering The FingleDinklage in the dark recesses of the mind is a descent into a psychological abyss, where sanity is shredded and replaced with the echoing screams of eternal horror. He only come out on December 28th for that booty. If your say his name while doing a backflip on the D he will spawn In front of you and take that Bussy. If you instead do a front flip on the Z he'll steal your oui oui.
(Guy on trampoline does backflip) He mutters: FingleDinklage. (Lands on The D) (FingleDinklage Appears) Fingle Says: Imma take that Bussilicious Bussy Boy.(Guy screams in horror).
by Finkledinklage December 18, 2023
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