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one finger salute

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch
by matches April 25, 2003
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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."
by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003
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three finger salute

The act of pressing ctrl+alt+del on a computer to reset it.
The damn thing froze on me so I gave it the three finger salute.
by SirAstounding October 13, 2003
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One Finger Salute

The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.
'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-
by Pirate Soul November 18, 2007
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two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.
The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.
by michami January 11, 2010
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one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005
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three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.
The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.
by StarFox September 4, 2003
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