one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

by matches April 25, 2003

three finger salute

The act of pressing ctrl+alt+del on a computer to reset it.

The damn thing froze on me so I gave it the three finger salute.

by SirAstounding October 13, 2003

One Finger Salute

The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.

'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-

by Pirate Soul November 18, 2007

two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.

The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.

by michami January 11, 2010

one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005

three-finger salute

Pressing Control-Alt-Delete on a computer keyboard to boot, reboot, or clear a program on the computer.

My computer stalled, so I have to give it the three-finger salute.

by pentozali January 29, 2009

two finger salute

The act of making a "V" shape with your index and middle fingers, while placing them in front of your mouth with your tongue sticking out. When doing this, you must also make a grunting noise. This is used to imitate spreading a girl's vaginal lips and performing oral sex on her.

I really wanted Vanessa to know I wanted to hook up with her, so I gave her a two finger salute to show my intentions.

by dr. bj March 10, 2007