finder

Someone who finds things, usually missing things.

Guy 1: I found what you lost, your porn collections. Thanks to me, the finder. Try not to masturbate or nut, it will damage the penis.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.

by LeilaSP March 19, 2019

finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010

white-finned dolphin

An aquatic maneuver in which, whilst swimming under water, the swimmer pulls down their bathing suit and then surfaces only their bare ass (like a dolphin surfacing its dorsal fin) to unsuspecting fellow swimmers and beach-goers. The white-finned dolphin is ideally executed by one with the palest of asses.

"I pulled a white-finned dolphin at the beach today."

by biffrichards July 6, 2006

Dope Fiended

To sucker punch someone

Man, did you see that junkbox Ronnie dope fiend Rodgers? He really dope fiended ol' boy, I think he's in the hospital.

by Santos619 February 20, 2009

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

fended

The feeling of being distraught, overwhelmed with stress, or being upset at person or a certain situation.

Could be added with the adverb re, requete, or ooltra

Little Legs Lex is always fucking fended when he walks into work.

by meetlouiz August 22, 2008

file finder

A tool, object, or application used the for the collection, retrieval and storage of files and other information. Often used in conjunction with information obtained from websiteing.

Don't worry, I saved all the information from my websiteing session last night in my file finder.

by iPhelim April 17, 2008