felacio

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.

"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"

by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

Flacibo

When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.

After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."

by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019

filicide

The act of killing one's own son or daughter.

A parent who has committed such a murder.

Marvin Gaye was a victim of filicide. Susan Smith committed total filicide in Union, South Carolina, in 1994.

by Braska Spira July 31, 2003

flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

by Hookadood January 7, 2007

falaciation

the act of falacio

the woman was caught in the act of falaciation with her boyfriend at the movie theatre

by AZJC December 19, 2011

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010