fagstacles

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.

There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.

by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023

Fiesta beads

Woman get fiesta beads when they flash their breasts at guys when they are at parties

Damn look how many fiesta beads that girl has. I wish I had boobs as good as hers

by ImInLoveWithHim April 25, 2017

Mango fiesta

Sunny Delight, the mango version. Without a doubt the best tasting drink on earth. It contains no alcohol so you can continue to drink it and still be under the impression that it tastes good without being under the influence.

Richard: Hey bro, I bought some Sunny D with mango!
Colin: No way man! You got the Mango Fiesta?

by The 4 Other Guys October 19, 2010

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

dingleberry fiesta

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.

"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

by the H. monster December 3, 2009

finsta

A finsta is a combination of the words Fake & Insta(gram). When people have a finsta they post pictures they only want their closest friends seeing instead of their regular instagram(rinsta)followers to see. Usually a girl has a finsta and boys arent supposed
to follow it. Finstas arent supposed to be taken seriously and it doesnt matter how many posts or followers you have. Finstas are mainly kept private and have funny of clever usernames.

Oh my gosh that's hilarious post it on your finsta!

I need a new username for my finsta.

Uh oh... I just posted on my rinsta instead of my finsta!!

by thewizardofwords October 19, 2015

taco fiesta

a party where females significantly outnumber males
antonym: sausage fest

Jim cleverly served Corona Light at his throwdown last Friday, ensuring that the party would be a taco fiesta.

by Greg B September 22, 2005