Destination Fucked

A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked

Poor decisions often lead to Destination Fucked

by Rain Juice November 29, 2018

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Destination Fucked

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.

Welcome to Destination Fucked

by Povatron November 29, 2018

Destination: Fucked

A woman on the roof, drinking beer and hitting herself, trying to be Tony Hawks and just laying there. A kid pulls the finger, and to the right there is some fire, and finally, a Fat Pig!

Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.

well, looks like they're going to Destination: Fucked!

by S.Worthwords November 29, 2018

fucked up repugnant shit

An exclamation made when some: gangsta shit goes down; someone gets fucked up or mutilated; or just some nasty shit is viewed by the person making the statement.

Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.

Thats some fucked up repugnant shit!

by Explain June 26, 2007

Bummy Fucked

A word that can be used when you're high af or another word of "you got me fucked up"

Dude I smoked the fattest bowl and now I'm bummy fucked

by OmniAPM February 24, 2021

Destination fucked

A rickety ladder and a few skinny children holding it. While an over weight man tries to go for glory. This may as well be the dictionary definition of destination fucked

“Unfortunately there is an innocent nut-sack being sent to destination fucked right there”

by Nut-sack Jones September 6, 2018