floosey

A slut, Whore, Skank, or Tramp

Abra is such a floosey, she done the whole football team!

by Chaddywagon March 27, 2008

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

by NYMC May 28, 2007

Foosec

A Foosec is roughly 100 back and forth cycles per min, roughly the speed a gorilla maturbates at.

Look at Dazaa, he's jerking his gurgen at almost two Foosecs!

by xul8tr February 3, 2006

Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010

fooseball orgy

two pairs of naked men stand across each other and jerk each other. much like a jerk circle but in square form with random jerking

dude, at ryan's sausage fest last night, I swear a couple of those guys from the other school that came went downstairs and had a fooseball orgy

by amazingreg September 20, 2010