exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

by fglaude May 7, 2019

Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fauxercise

Fake exercising, or pretend exercise.

Jane: Sarah said she will be busy later as she is going to the gym.
Tom: She said that? I bet she went to fauxercise..she's only there to see the hunks.

by Kerayzee February 23, 2011

Mexercise

When you actually put in the effort to walk the distance from your car and into a Mexican resteraunt, instead of going to the drive thru at Taco Bell

Taco Bell's drive thru is always so long so instead I mexercise. Now I can eat whatever I want! I can burn a whole 10 calories from mexercising!

by Magdalen22 March 8, 2015

sexercise

the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having sex

I've lost five pounds this week from all that sexercise

by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

sexercise

act of having sex as a workout.

Hello Bill, did you get your sexercise for today yet?

by spoojtastic peener July 22, 2003