fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!

by please_accept_my_definition April 8, 2009

Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.

Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.

by casdebom April 25, 2010

fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

fender bender

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.

Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

by M & C productions May 29, 2010

fender bender

hard-ass butt sex that sometimes "bends your fender"

Oh my god, he gave it to me so hard last night, i think he gave me a fender bender!

by KnutterKrabs March 4, 2004