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Feltching 

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.
I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!
Feltching by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

feltching straw 

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
feltching straw by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

feltching fairy 

A man who sucks the cum out of another man’s asshole

Gaitan Feltching 

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.
Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching 

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."