A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
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he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me
he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me
person 1: "hey did you see baldi and filename2 making out last night?"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"
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the monkey was felendificus
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could be defined as:
- A male having sexual intercourse.
- A derogatory term used predominantly in slang.
could be defined as:
- A male having sexual intercourse.
- A derogatory term used predominantly in slang.
1.
Person 1: aye bruv init treys lyk sum next fellend
Person 2: yhh alie datt
2.
*hears sex noises from behind closed door*
Person 1: omg is jamie getting off with claire in there?!
Person 2: yeah i saw them flirting earlier
Person 1: Lucky fellend
Person 1: aye bruv init treys lyk sum next fellend
Person 2: yhh alie datt
2.
*hears sex noises from behind closed door*
Person 1: omg is jamie getting off with claire in there?!
Person 2: yeah i saw them flirting earlier
Person 1: Lucky fellend
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