AJ Feeley

AJ Feeley is a dirty professional football player with the Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins and the San Diego Chargers.
The 6'3" 220-lb quarterback was drafted in 2001 out of the University of Oregon.

Also refers to skank hoes banging atop couches during thanksgiving.

Aj Feeley's scoring again! Ugh!

by dirty Ken September 1, 2006

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Feinerman

A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense of humor and witty banter effectively make him a great man. His one liners and puns mixed with his ability to get any girl can produce instant orgasms among ladies simply by walking by.

(Girl) Holy crap, I just orgasmed, that must've been a feinerman!!!

by Clark J February 7, 2009

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

by supergroup May 11, 2008

me feiner

self obsessed individual
from the irish language me fein (my self)
see snedge

a me feiner will allways put themselves first, allways. and dont you forget it!

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

feeler bugs

Things that should not show up on Melissa's fucking Facebook!

Stop showing your feeler bugs all over my fucking Facebook.

by Professor Dick Down March 31, 2017