Dirty Fergie

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.

After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.

by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005

fergietime

Extra time played in a game (esp. soccer) allegedly to allow one favoured side to score a goal and win the game. Refers to Sir Alec Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, who are often perceived to be beneficiaries of extra time goals.

From BBC TV football presenter Gabby Logan - "They're playing Fergietime!!"

United won 2-1 with a goal scored in Fergietime.

by lovecraft69 January 9, 2010

fegging

To beg for attention on Facebook.

A status usually goes something like....
"Why are men such bastards? Just me an my kids from now on..."

Normally followed up by comments such as "u ok hun?" "Can't talk about it on here bbes I'll inbox you"

Urgh have you seen Carol fegging for attention again....

by Mi$$ D Meanor May 18, 2018

fergie

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

by Urban Observer December 26, 2008

fergie

One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.

That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.

by J-Don March 27, 2007

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008

fergie

A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"

Dang Fergie likes oral!

by The BAC October 8, 2007