fed-ex 

a female evaluating a males "package"

Rexy fed-exed Shawn's package.

fed-ex by Rexie January 16, 2013

fed-ex 

when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!

matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex

fed-ex by Mr.Rickus November 17, 2006

fed-ex 

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

fed-ex by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Fed-ex 

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

Fed-ex by QuacksO March 16, 2023

Fed Ex 

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

Fed Ex by Adrian November 11, 2006

Fed Ex 

Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.

Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.

Fed Ex by allpowerfulandy November 9, 2006

Fed Ex 

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.

1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.

Fed Ex by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008