Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.

ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.

by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005

fetitation

noun; fetish - meditation - addiction

as in oral fixation, In the act of fetitation, cigarettes, or chew-tobacco, also including devils lettuce, a person plays with foreign objects in or around the mouth.

by K-dogg August 22, 2012

The Galactic Federation

Also called the Galactic Federation of Light, and the Galactic Federation of Planets, is an alliance formed millions of years ago between the Lyrans, The Arcturians, Pleiadians, Sirians, and other Star nations to fight the Reptilians. It's similar to the United Nations on Earth. The Galactic Federation, We are helping Earth ascend and humanity and also through reincarnating in human bodies and spreading light and fighting the cabal/deep state through light.

The Galactic Federation of Light is helping humanity

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck

1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!

by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009

United Federation Of Planets

A Galactic power in the fictional Star Trek Universe. The Federation is located in the Alpha Quadrantof the Milky Way Galaxy. It is comprised of 150 Member Worlds spread across 8,000 Light Years and probably the only true large scale democracy in the quadrant. It was formed on August 19, 2161. The capital planet is Earth. The Federation is governed by the Federation Council consisting of representatives from each of the member worlds. The federation also has a president which looks after the administrative role.

The United Federation of PLanets is very strong.

by VEDA January 7, 2004

federation

Federation is a Yay area hip hop/rap group. Theyre that one that popularized hyphy, even tho keak da sneak used it first, it wasnt big until federation an e40 made it like that. They got some good shit out there so go check up on it an see if u like it.

Up here in tha Yay we be kickin it an gettin hyphy ta some Federation shit. yeah...

by whothafuckgiveashit July 24, 2006