freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.

Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!

by ^_^ December 14, 2014

Freddy fazbear what happened???

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!

Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!

by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

freddy fazbear

a cute anthropomorphic brown bear from the family friendly game Five Nights At Freddy.

"When you wake up, just remember friends are forever"-Freddy Fazbear, to the kids in his basement.

by Nut fucking E April 28, 2022

freddy fazbear

a character thatll never be in smash

hey i want freddy fazbear in smash
get out

by foxy_from_discord November 5, 2020

fazbear

A big hairy animatronic that loves the booty

Freddy fazbear: booty is a desert, a breakfast, a dinner

by SWAGMITE March 5, 2015

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.

by its mum not mom u american shi July 13, 2020

Freddy Fazbear

Freddy fazbear is a animatronic from the indy game Five Nights At Freddys made by Scott Cawton. Scott Cawton as of no has retired from making games leaving Steel Wool lead the franchise.

Freddy Fazbear moved to the right hall

by Cool_kid15236 February 21, 2022