fauxialite

An attractive young woman who lives beyond her means as a way to ape a lifestyle yet above her reach.

A fauxialite is not a barfly, she is far worse.

by Sharpie McAsian October 23, 2005

Fauxality

Reality as it is presented by "Reality" TV shows.

Though some shows are worse at it than others, all Reality TV shows some degree of fauxality to them.

by HubcapDave June 13, 2010

Futalina

Futalina is a term used to describe a hermaphrodite person named Dalina. Though the name derives from the term "futa" (hentai terminology to describe one with a dick, vagigi and comforters on their chest). So put 2 and 2 together futa and Dalina you get Futalina.

Jo: look! Futalina

Mike: SHIII I wish she would just ruin me with her 10-inch

by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022

Fruitalingus

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

Fauxtalian

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

by .....ben s....... June 22, 2008

fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

Fartalingus

When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.

I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.

by tounginasscheek June 19, 2008