Fauxbal Warming

The support of the idea of Global Warming via 'faux' means.

The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.

by Unspellable December 7, 2009

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fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

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fauxfag

a straight dude pretending he is gay while he's really on the make and after chicks

My friend Marcus was dancing like a disco queen and then all of a sudden tried to feel me up on the dance floor. He's such a fauxfag!

by frisco stories October 9, 2008

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Fauxsage

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

by Fraude January 5, 2015

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Fauxbama Supporter

A person who says that they support Barack Obama to fit in with other co-workers, but in reality supports a different candidate or has divergent views from the Democratic Party doctrine.

I think the receptionist at work is not really one of us... She must be a FAUXbama Supporter!

by BryantK March 18, 2009

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