faunting

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.

Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.

by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008

Fagnetism

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially

The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.

by ripkif318 July 23, 2016

Faneto

One of the Best songs in all of human history
The godly hymn is made by the LEGEND chief keef
No other song can compete

Me:yo homie ya heard of Faneto
Homie:yea it was FUCKIN LEGENDARY

by heatcheque August 3, 2019

fagnetic

Someone, typically a heterosexual female, who naturally attracts homosexuals (typically gay men). A combination of "fag hag" and "magnetic."

She has so many gay men friends that she is totally fagnetic.

by Curt Phillips April 24, 2008

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

faunt

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019