Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

FatLessToe

1)An anerexic toe
2)Totally freakin hot!

1)Man that is one fatlesstoe.
2)Damn that girl's fatlesstoe.

by and then he fell November 20, 2004

Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

FaultlessOne

Fabled xboxlive player. Known for extreme amounts of rape, killing, and destruction. He is usually seen in the top 5 percentile on the leaderboards of the games he plays. He was frequently been spotted in games such as Halo 2 (because Halo 3 is for nubs, IHO), Battle Field 2 MC, and most recently CoD4.

(Not IRL rape, just xboxlive Rape.)

nub gamer: "d00d i was playin CoD4 and this FaultlessOne guy kept raping me every time i spawned"

nub gamer friend: "oh shit d00d, i've heard of that guy. I hear he can snipe spawn points from across the map, while prone, only using a Desert Eagle"

nub gamer: "dayyyyuuuummmmmm"

by John Dorean January 16, 2008

Fauxmless

The condition of being in your late teens to early 20s, wherein one couch surfs, crashes on floors, or squats in an attempt to seem homeless, thereby gaining scene points. In reality, said fauxmless person could return to his or hers parents' house at any given time.

You: Yeah, I'm letting Kiley crash on my couch this weekend...she's going through a fauxmless phase. Best to just get it out of her system.

by Jane Skinner January 16, 2009