fathead

A dumbass that thinks circumcision means circular decision.

Fathead a.k.a. Kandace.
Fathead loves circumcision. It helps her get through her dilemmas.

by Madeline (Hermaphrodite) June 8, 2004

fathead

a person with the biggest head in the world

Rene your such a fathead

by fatheadlover September 12, 2003

Fathead

Used to describe someone that is annoying or does something annoying.

Person: I bought you twizzlers but then I ate them..
Me: You’re such a fathead!

by the lightskin from degeneres? February 5, 2019

fathead

Another name for the sneaker commonly known as Air Force 1's

"My man B got dem new fatheads in red and black. Dem joints is the truth!"

by Nausea Jenkins October 28, 2005

Fathead

A person who sits in their bedroom all day taking potent hoots of oil and hash in a 2 foot tall bong playing world of warcraft and playing xbox 360

Person 1: Look at Adam that potent fag playing world of warcraft and taking bong hits, someone smack that Fathead.

Person 2: No shit, hes starting to smell like cabbage!

by Someone Potent December 15, 2008

fathead

a person who says dum things yet is still adorable for saying it

I know you missed me fathead

by Waaj October 7, 2011

fathead

n.,
1.) A large, mammalian creature usually referred to by the name of "Weber." Also known as "Webz0r," "big head," or "goober-melon."

2.)n. Slang
A stupid person

3.)n. (a) The blueback salmon of the North Pacific; -- called also nerka. See Blueback (b) . (b) The rosefish. (c) A large California labroid food fish (Trochocopus pulcher); -- called also fathead. (d) The red bass, red drum, or drumfish.

4.)n : a stupid fool syn: goof, jackass, goose, cuckoo, zany, ubergeek, webz0r-extremeo, teh ghey, H@x0r, CS-M@$t0r

Beware Weber's fathead. He may eat your children. Despite his fathead, we love him.

by WhoDunThis January 21, 2004