fatch

A term used to describe someone who thinks they're clever but ultimately lacks the capacity for intellectual thought... and everyone fucking knows it. Used when someone has proven their stupidity without a doubt.

"That fatch took a physiology class and now thinks I wanna fuck my mom."
"Everyone at my family reunion thinks climate change is a myth, what a bunch of fatches."
"Kevin does not believe in evolution. Kevin is a fatch... fuck Kevin."

by Definitely not Kevin... May 07, 2016

fatch

Fat snatch. It's the area on a fat woman between her snatch and belly button(kinda looks like a giant snatch).

That hooker had the biggest fatch I've ever seen!

by jeepzilla December 13, 2003

fatch

Is a single word for the term 'fat bitch'.

That fatch Cristina got punched in the face by that Jersey Shore lookin skank for kissing her exboyfriend.

by Ummster April 30, 2010

Fatch

Slightly better than awesome, but not quite up to the fatchnasty level. (see fatchnasty)

My project was fatchnasty!

Knaw, it was just fatch to me.

by trailortrashmonkey July 24, 2009

fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fatch

1. Pussy
2. Female Vagina
3. Bitch

1. My fatch is so tight.
2. Your such a fatch!

by Joel Then August 20, 2005

Fatch

A fat bitch. Never, ever used affectionately unless it is gently mocking (1). Usually used as an insult against someone you really don't like, the lowest of the low.

(1)
Megan: Gosh, I've put on 6 pounds
Beth: *Laughs* Fatch.

(2)
Megan: You're a fatch, Beth! Get out of my life!

by Layla Perry February 13, 2009