The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.
May be used as a noun or a verb
May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
by WBS3 March 7, 2008
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Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"
Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam
Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam
Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.
by Cozie November 18, 2010
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" I was woken up 22 times last night by my phone notifying me that I had mail"
"Wow Mr popular"
"no it was all fatcop"
"Wow Mr popular"
"no it was all fatcop"
by Bob Holton June 6, 2013
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*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014
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by Captain Picard May 24, 2009
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Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
Me and my friend saw this guy I know run up to an officer, stoned out of his mind and naked, and punch him in the face while screaming, "I wanna have your babies!". My friend and I performed the Quadruple Facepalm, because the guy failed so epically at life.
by Legnug January 23, 2011
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