fastfed

adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”

“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”

by J.P. Tuckwilliger October 28, 2004

fartface

1.Another word for stupid idiotor a moron.
2.Someone who's face smells like ass!

dude 1:Dude, I couldn't even talk to that guy, he's such a fartface.

dude 2:I know man, that's sick!

by KaylaEM January 29, 2008

fartface

When you fart in someone's face, usually when they are crouched down.

When John bent down to tie his shoes, Fred took the opportunity to give him a delicious fartface.

by fartface... September 25, 2010

fartface990

the hottest funniest person on the app of tiktok. in other words, the queen of tiktok.

Fartface990 is my queen.

by anon user 21 June 2, 2021

fartface990’s hair

“ fartface990’s hair” is when your hair smells like harry styles hair

eww your hair smells like “ fartface990’s hair”

by Cowboyhop June 2, 2021

fartface

A face which people make, often unaware, which gives the appearance that they are smelling a noxious odor. Often times, if a person is a fartface, this is the way a person's face looks even when they are not making a face. Also, if a person is a fartface, they also have an attitude or dillusions of being better than everyone around them, which is what causes their face to constantly contort this way.

Person 1: That bitchy looking girl looks like she smells something terrible!
Person 2: No, she's just a fartface.

by kpage727 February 2, 2010

fatface

when someone has a thin body, but they still have a really fat face, making them look bigger than they actually are

Rachael Ray has crazy fatface.

by scr730 March 10, 2011