Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 15, 2005

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

frasturbation

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

by povodka November 25, 2011

Hashturbation

Masturbating while high on marijuana.

Guy 1: "John says masturbating while high is really awesome."
Guy 2: "Sounds like John just found out about hashturbation."

by Mr.FuckingMan July 27, 2012

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005