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fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011
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farty

the best car ever made. It is powered by a 1,000hp biturbo V16 and has a sick spoiler. The farty is produced by farty Motor Company and it is sold throughout the entire universe. Sextillions of units have been sold in total, and billions of farty vehicles are made every second.
I just bought a brand new farty, wanna go on a drive with me this Saturday?
by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022
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Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.
1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.
by Fracer November 30, 2016
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FartyMcShitPants

A name for a person that hasn't eaten anything other than Chipotle, Taco bell, or Del Taco for a week
After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants
by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021
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farturnal

one who farts during their sleep
i thought you were snoring last night. No i am just farturnal
by spotthedog December 25, 2017
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Shitley Fartyn

Hey look at Shitley Fartyn benching 315!
by dickleydartyn April 4, 2021
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