fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

fartachoo

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartnach

the act of stealing a fart

That fartnach took my only fart I had left.

by Primus November 12, 2003

Greek Fastpitch

The act of throwing an object in a vigorous or menacing fashion.

OR

To throw shit fast.

Robert didn't just gently toss the tennis racket at Bethany, he Greek Fastpitched it.

by Justin yo June 26, 2008

fartpuncher

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.

Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!

by northstargamers December 18, 2005

Fartpath

The trail of odor left by someone who has just farted

Oh my god I just walked through bobs Fartpath, gross.

by C.McTiggles August 25, 2016