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fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia
Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!
by threem January 29, 2010
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fartribution

occurs when your wife or girlfriend farts and it is so nasty that you instantly feel shame for every fart you've ever dropped in front of her.
My wife let one and it was instant fartribution.
by aj686c April 6, 2010
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Fartnight

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.
Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!
by here_and_there August 30, 2017
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fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
by balec December 23, 2021
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Fortnibba

the Game ur Nigerian slate plays on his iPod 5
Jaquece: Hey shaniqua wanna play fortnibba. Shaniqua: naw I gotta smash dat good hamster booty
by AnimeHotty4 February 15, 2018
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fartnite

When your in the middle of an intense battle in fortnite and you shit your pants as you get shotgunned in the face
Dude I fartnited all over my couch but it wasn’t my fault he came out of no where
by Fartnite May 10, 2018
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