fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James April 10, 2006

fartknocker

Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.

My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.

by Jaxxxie January 5, 2008

fartknocker

a good pet name for the person you love the most

mariruth is my fartknocker

by redog October 7, 2007

fartknocker

a term used from Dungeons and Dragons to refer to a character that tries too hard.

Man that fartknocker's helmet is so big and goofy looking he can't even tell if he's fighting an orc or a lamppost.

by Doug Bailey May 5, 2005

fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Fartknocker

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.

kiss my ass you fartknocker

by Jodayo July 20, 2003