A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!

Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you

Farting by littlebum January 10, 2020

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Farting

(noun) The smell of a good time.

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.

Farting by yak_thrifty March 7, 2023

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farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

farting solids by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007

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