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Fatality

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
by Reedy28 June 14, 2012
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futility

Performing an action that has no results.
Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.
by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012
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white fragility

The theory that whites are protected from ever hearing anything bad about white people somehow and so refusal to listen to how white people are bad is because they are fragile crybabies. According to the theory, societies like the US are very diligent in making sure whites aren't ever uncomfortable, talked negatively about, or removed from media, education, or elite positions.

Far from constantly hearing from every corner about how they are hated, oppressive, and needing to be removed and replaced in our media and society with more nonwhite people, whites are presumably completely unaware of any belief that they are bad and seldom encounter people who talk about that.
Example 1:

"Hey, I saw you opted out of the Diversity in Management seminar."
"Yeah, I need to get this project out and I'm really busy. Plus I already read the email summary and did the quiz."
"Figures you'd be really disgusting about it. I'm not even fucking shocked you have so much white fragility."

Example 2:

"Did you see X on the news last night? I can't believe how racist the police in this city are. It's disgusting."
"I don't watch the news."
"Fucking really? White men really are so soft. White fragility in this country is just ridiculous when you can't take half an hour every day to pay attention to POC suffering."
by TheGrinchWhoStoleKwanza November 29, 2022
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relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017
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Fartilized

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.
Toby has totally fartilized the room.
by Gailstar January 27, 2009
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Fartginity

The act of farting for the first time in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend
Oh my god! You will never believe what happened yesterday! I lost my fartginity with Brian!
by Hola26 September 9, 2016
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Willy Storage Facility

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."
by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
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