Fartown

If you don't carrie a gun round here expect to get shot by a white guy in a tracksuit from'Fartown'(AKA 'Da Hood)

Gangster:'Yo white boy yo ass gonna get shot up if you ain't from Fartown'

White Boy:'Oh shit better run to fixby!'

by MrNoMuscle August 29, 2007

fartcorn

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

Fartcopter

A farting helicopter

Courtney and i drove a fartcopter to the mall. It went *poot poot poot* And it was delightful.

by Brayton July 2, 2007

Fatcow

Its more of like bullshit.

the word was take from fatcows hosting since they are a bad host.

"Dont you fatcow on me"

by CyberHacker November 3, 2009

fartcough

When you accidentally fart and cough at the same time.

KC Fartcoughed yesterday, then giggled for a half hour.

by randalllflagg January 26, 2014

fartcork

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021