Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

fatbitched

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

by QBeezley July 16, 2008

Fatbitchwhore

a comeback slang after someone utters a sarcastic remark insulting the other person; often used by obease whales.

Person makes a mistake
"Smooth move."
"Fatbitchwhore!"

by obeasewhales13 September 6, 2011

fartwiches

Food that induces a lot of gas.

For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.

by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009