hot fartacus

When a baby wakes up in the middle of the night crying from a fart, but quickly goes back to sleep after its passing.

It's probably just hot fartacus. Go back to sleep.

by Poseidons kiss April 2, 2016

fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

fartoise

an artificial noise that is similar to a sound of human fart.

Jimbo: Was that you?
Lenny: No no! that's just a fartoise from the chair.

by xebecs May 26, 2012

fartarse

some one who is fannying around!! taking along time to do something!

Mum: Can you come down and clear up your mess and stop being a fartarse

by Nikki n Steffi January 18, 2008

fantacide

the killing of ones dreams.

i was in love with her, and then she committed first-degree fantacide by becoming a lesbian.

by jerjer3 March 11, 2011

fartative

being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.

"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."

Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."

by Imtherealme December 1, 2010

Fartacus

1. Some one who harvests farts.
2. someone who consistently farts.

"Fartacus" constantly smells I don't know what to do.
wade just pulled a fartacus.

by the blamed April 24, 2011