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Fartachios

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time
this is Fartachios
by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017
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Farache

The last name of a crazy family who lives there live like no one else
That family is crazy must be Farache’s
by NutEatter2142 October 13, 2020
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fartchelorette

A bachelorette-type party where performers are paid to fart for the guests.
“Wow that woman performing at the fartchelorette party was sick! Like, seriously, those rank.”
by RankPussQueen420 July 28, 2024
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fartcheese

produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.
dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese

jim harbaugh: fuckin yeah!
by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024
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