Lord Farquaad

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019

Faque

A better way to say "fuck you", without the consequences.

"I don't like your hair" The man said
"Faque" I responded

by Ka♩en November 30, 2020

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

Fapquest

While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.

Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.

by umhumgum May 13, 2008

Lord Farquaad

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017