What The Farquad

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!

Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?

by jackbologna February 27, 2010

Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

Lord Farquad makes a great meme.

by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquad

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021

Lord Farquad

Jake

Jake is Lord Farquad

by Jay is a cool dude June 18, 2019

llord farquad

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by Nigggggggggt November 13, 2019

shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

by reeet101 October 16, 2019

FarQUAD Friday

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.

Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .

by W3rddd May 23, 2025