What The Farquad

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!
Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?
by jackbologna February 25, 2010
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Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.
Lord Farquad makes a great meme.
by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018
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Lord Farquad

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.
Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.
by Yippy the fox February 05, 2021
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Lord Farquad

Jake is Lord Farquad
by Jay is a cool dude June 19, 2019
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llord farquad

llord farquad eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nigga
by Nigggggggggt November 13, 2019
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shrek x lord farquad

man shrek x lord farquad is cool
by reeet101 October 17, 2019
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filthy farquad

A midget that holds a sexually transmitted disease and or infection. Normally smells like old cheese with a bit of sour crout
Bro you see that Filthy Farquad walking down the street, I bet he has aids haha let’s throw him in a lake
by Aron the hoe April 02, 2018
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