sudden expression with classic italian flavor of something sexually desirable or abnormally sexual attractive that it can be used for masturbation purposes. It has to be prononced with italian accent on second syllabe like well-known word bravissimo.
by epischdorf January 14, 2012
Get the fappissimo mug.A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.
"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
by TheJackalope May 27, 2014
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Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007
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it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.
by Haystack October 28, 2015
Get the fartissimo mug.Farissian is a stallion of a man. Swole af, always at the gym, rumored to have an abnormal sized penis, and overall charming. Farissian is still pretty hip, though, and probably knows computer programming better than Steve Jobs.
by gg123894 January 4, 2017
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