alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

farmtard

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

by Madmarkus April 19, 2005

farmtard

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

farmtard

A Derogatory term used to compare either; a) Someones intelligence to that of an animal or, b) Someones behaviour and/or character flaws similar to that of an animal.

Alternatively Tib is a Farmtard to those who know him.

a) "Don't be stupid Farmtard."
b) "Hey Farmtard, want a troth?"

by James Reynolds May 7, 2005