fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021

I shidded and fardded

A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.

Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!😂😂😂
Dawn:woah that’s crazy!😂😂😂

by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008

Fardle

A male bird mating dance often used when someone is a bad dancer or looks like they are trying to impress a person of opposite gender with a dance.

Dude, he is totally fardleing for her, I wonder if she will kerfuffle back to him

by The Fardle master October 28, 2013