fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

by Kanda March 27, 2007