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What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.
Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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National fanpage day

National fanpage day is on November 15!!! On national fanpage day NO fanpages are allowed to be hated on and if someone hates on a fanpage on November 15 everyone has to report the account that hated on a fanpage!!!
Person 1: Hey did you just hate on a fanpage!
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: It’s November 15!!!
Person 2: Okay. and???

Person 1: It’s national fanpage day now everyone is going to report your account!!!
Person 2: WAIT WHAT!!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!!
Person 1: Welp-.... That’s what you get
by Fanpage check November 14, 2020
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FalPal

A person who is a superfan of late night host Jimmy Fallon. FalPals are the truest fan of Late Night. FalPals are fun, full of joy, spread peace, get each other's backs and are supportive of Jimmy. There is a growing, growing, growing, growing amount of fun people called FalPals.
I talked about last night's episode of Late Night for hours with other FalPals.
by Customer_12 June 9, 2013
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Fapan

John: Hey you want to play a game of SC?
Charles: Nah, I think I'll just fapan.
by BestMage October 14, 2012
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Fampai

A blending of fam and Senpai. Used as a term of endearment toward Senpai you are close to, but still want to pay respect.
I'm still at level 10, I have a lot of grinding to do before I reach your level fampai.
by evilsbrotherevilb July 21, 2016
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FapJack

A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
by fapnipper May 22, 2020
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fapnado

The act of spinning around as fast as you can while masturbating in order to cover all four walls with semen in whatever room you are in.
"You see that homeless guy doing a mister twister in the parking garage today?"

"What the fuck?!"

"It was a straight class F6 fapnado!"
by tytz420 April 17, 2015
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