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fantasmagorium

Not to be confused with "phantasmagorium"
Fantasmagorium denotes:

1. A place, or "emporium" if you will, full of fantastic items or pleasurable activities.

2. Used sarcastically to describe a place that is not fun or excitng.

Note that it is usually followed by a one or two word description.
Ex.

1. Dude, I can't believe you don't want to go to the fair, it's a fantasmagorium of sight and sound!

2. (sarc.) Yeah, right I would love to go to Jeffrey Bacon's house, it's a fantasmagorium of fun and excitement.
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yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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fantasmagasm

A Fantasmagasm happens when something is really, really awesome. Not necessarily sexual. It consists of an immediate smile and jumping up and down in giddy fashion going "Omg! That's so awesome!" or something to that effect. It is pure happiness and excitement.
When I told Johnny he won the lotter he had a fucking Fantasmagasm!
by Macdaddy41 September 2, 2007
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fantamaglorious

Only the Most High God, the Creator of the earth and everything in it is fantamaglorious!!!
by Dante Hurst September 8, 2008
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fantasmic

adj. a combination of fantastic and orgasmic; evoking the image of something so amazing you orgasm when you experience/see/hear/taste/feel it
That cheesecake we had on your last birthday was absolutely fantasmic.

You look absolutely fantasmic in that minidress.

Dude, that band last night was fantasmic. Seriously, I saw two people actually having sex during the closing number!
by genny_luv February 16, 2008
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fantascary

It's a petrifying, daunting, very frightening imagination.

It is a terrifying or creepy conception of things or invention.
A: Ya'll making me screeeam here.
B: Why, is living with me is like your real life fantascary?
A: sorta :P
by primaverabebe October 8, 2010
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fantasmacredilous

a combination of fantastic , majestic,incredible and fabulous. Used to describe items or events that are so shitastically amazing that they cause ones balls to explode due to joy overload.
Man, weekend at bernies was on last night, that movie is fucking fantasmacredilous, i was cleaning my ball off the walls for hours.
by D.S Preston Esquire III April 15, 2008
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