Fanackapan

'little dear'
Term of endearment, specifically mother to child. Lancastrian in origin.

Don't put that marble up your nose, james, you little fanackapan.

by Alexander Green July 6, 2006

fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

fantacky

Something that is so excessively tacky, it crosses the border into fantastic.

The house was so over decorated with Christmas lights and plastic yard decorations that it was hard to see the house and grass. One could only exclaim, "That is FANTACKY!" Commonly pronounced "FAAAAN--TACKY"

by lordturdsworthIII May 13, 2011

Fajack

When someone Hi-jacks your facebook, a more accurate version of frape and less rapey.

Oh Beatrice, why did you fajack me and put pictures of cocks all over my profile picture. You incorrigible whore!

by DanielKudos May 11, 2012

fanacka face

Same as saying someone has a face that resembles intercourse. An insult. A childish insult because really who has a face really looks like intercourse. That's silly. Unless it is a co-worker, a dear friend or someone who actually does have a face that resembles intercourse.

I hate her, she is such a Fanacka Face. Shut up Fanacka Face! That is the homeliest person ever, they have a bad case of Fanacka Face.

by AbbySomeone December 17, 2018

Fapjack

Someone who spends ridiculous amounts of time on jerking off

He's such a fapjack

by ThatGeckO May 26, 2018

Fapjacks

When a group of men masturbate into pancake mix then cook the pancakes and eat them afterwords.

You boys hungry? We can crank out some fapjacks if you want.

by Craig Dirty March 20, 2017