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famping

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.
"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."
by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009
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farpait

The act of mispurnouncing the word parfait at the mcdonalds drive thru
Mcdonalds worker: Hi, how may i help you?
Dan: Hi can i have a farpait...SHIT!!!
by Daniel42993 January 10, 2011
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famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".
My friends and I are going famping this weekend
by Jutz July 29, 2007
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Fampian

When a person in your party has a poor quality,broken microphone or a bad internet connection at that exact moment,you may refer to him as Fampian. Then the the person should proceed to leave and join the party again.
Hey Jim,you have Fampian. Get the fuck outta here and come back!

Wait guys I have Fampian,imma leave and come back in a couple seconds.
by Moupirantakoulourakia62 September 25, 2018
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Fanpaign

An effort or movement to acquire more fans for Facebook walls.
Acme Fireworks is on a "Fanpaign" to get as many fans signed up as possible before the Wile E Coyote Annual Fireworks.
by TereseMK October 16, 2009
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Famping

The act of looking up facts about a movie your watching
Hey get off your phone we are watching the movie ok I was famping I wanted to see who the cast is.
by Watson68 August 11, 2019
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fampire

One who is an obsessive fan of the the Twilight series by Stephenie Myer and vampires in general.
"My friend bought ANOTHER Twilight shirt the other day"

"Yeah, she's a total fampire"
by chocolemonade March 18, 2009
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